January 31, 2012
thedrunkenmoogle:

Shirley Templar (Assassin’s Creed cocktail)
Ingredients:Ginger AleSprite1.5 oz. gin1.5 oz. grenadine1 maraschino cherry
Directions: In a highball glass with ice, fill most of the glass half with Sprite, half with ginger ale, leaving a bit of room at the top.  Mix in a shot of grenadine and a shot of gin.  Place a maraschino cherry on the top and serve.
Patron: “Shirley Templar? What’s in it?”Desmond: “The usual, I just add some gin.”A Shirley Temple is traditionally a non-alcoholic drink.  In Assassin’s Creed: Revelations, it is revealed that Desmond makes his own alcoholic version of the drink, dubbed a Shirley Templar, by adding gin.  Photography by The Drunken Moogle.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Shirley Templar (Assassin’s Creed cocktail)

Ingredients:
Ginger Ale
Sprite
1.5 oz. gin
1.5 oz. grenadine
1 maraschino cherry

Directions: In a highball glass with ice, fill most of the glass half with Sprite, half with ginger ale, leaving a bit of room at the top.  Mix in a shot of grenadine and a shot of gin.  Place a maraschino cherry on the top and serve.

Patron: “Shirley Templar? What’s in it?”
Desmond: “The usual, I just add some gin.”

A Shirley Temple is traditionally a non-alcoholic drink.  In Assassin’s Creed: Revelations, it is revealed that Desmond makes his own alcoholic version of the drink, dubbed a Shirley Templar, by adding gin.  Photography by The Drunken Moogle.

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January 31, 2012

“Is that the only shirt you’ve got?”

Actually, yes. Everything else is in the laundry.

I didn’t dignify her with a response;I merely strode out, clutching my top to my chest.

Am wearing it now.

(I use my parents’ shower. Odd, I know. But mine is all wonky. Sigh. Find a job, get out.)

January 30, 2012

“I’m so tired of being tackled by your medical issues,” she said. “So tired.” 

When I tried to tell her about how I catastrophize, she said, “Go ahead, I know you.”

“That’s not the right response.”

It never will be.

I’m going to die…

January 30, 2012
Benedict Cumberbatch - Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats

Benedict Cumberbatch

Poems Read Out Loud

Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

paleskinblueeyes:

lavielivre:

Benedict Cumberbatch — Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains 
    My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk, 
Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains 
    One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk: 
‘Tis not through envy of thy happy lot, 
    But being too happy in thine happiness, - 
        That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees, 
                In some melodious plot 
    Of beechen green and shadows numberless, 
        Singest of summer in full-throated ease.

O, for a draught of vintage! that hath been 
    Cool’d a long age in the deep-delved earth, 
Tasting of Flora and the country green, 
    Dance, and Provençal song, and sunburnt mirth! 
O for a beaker full of the warm South, 
    Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene, 
        With beaded bubbles winking at the brim, 
                And purple-stained mouth; 
    That I might drink, and leave the world unseen, 
        And with thee fade away into the forest dim:

Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget 
    What thou among the leaves hast never known, 
The weariness, the fever, and the fret 
    Here, where men sit and hear each other groan; 
Where palsy shakes a few, sad, last gray hairs, 
    Where youth grows pale, and spectre-thin, and dies; 
        Where but to think is to be full of sorrow 
                And leaden-eyed despairs, 
    Where Beauty cannot keep her lustrous eyes, 
        Or new Love pine at them beyond to-morrow.

Away! away! for I will fly to thee, 
    Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards, 
But on the viewless wings of Poesy, 
    Though the dull brain perplexes and retards: 
Already with thee! tender is the night, 
    And haply the Queen-Moon is on her throne, 
        Cluster’d around by all her starry Fays; 
                But here there is no light, 
    Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown 
        Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy ways.

I cannot see what flowers are at my feet, 
    Nor what soft incense hangs upon the boughs, 
But, in embalmed darkness, guess each sweet 
    Wherewith the seasonable month endows 
The grass, the thicket, and the fruit-tree wild; 
    White hawthorn, and the pastoral eglantine; 
        Fast fading violets cover’d up in leaves; 
                And mid-May’s eldest child, 
    The coming musk-rose, full of dewy wine, 
        The murmurous haunt of flies on summer eves.

Darkling I listen; and, for many a time 
    I have been half in love with easeful Death, 
Call’d him soft names in many a mused rhyme, 
    To take into the air my quiet breath; 
Now more than ever seems it rich to die, 
    To cease upon the midnight with no pain, 
        While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad 
                In such an ecstasy! 
    Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain - 
        To thy high requiem become a sod.

Thou wast not born for death, immortal Bird! 
    No hungry generations tread thee down; 
The voice I hear this passing night was heard 
    In ancient days by emperor and clown: 
Perhaps the self-same song that found a path 
    Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home, 
        She stood in tears amid the alien corn; 
                The same that oft-times hath 
    Charm’d magic casements, opening on the foam 
        Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn.

Forlorn! the very word is like a bell 
    To toll me back from thee to my sole self! 
Adieu! the fancy cannot cheat so well 
    As she is fam’d to do, deceiving elf. 
Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive anthem fades 
    Past the near meadows, over the still stream, 
        Up the hill-side; and now ‘tis buried deep 
                In the next valley-glades: 
    Was it a vision, or a waking dream? 
        Fled is that music: - Do I wake or sleep?

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Can I just have sexy men with sexy accents read things to me at all times?

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January 30, 2012
orenjimaru:

THIS IS HOW I PLAY DRAGON AGE GAIZ 8Db totally legit /headshot.
actually  this game is more my type than asscreed D8 *gasp* I like bashing  monster and stuff >3> but AC has taken ALL MY MONEYYY and has ALL  THEM SMOOTH GRAPHIIIC. but DA2 HAS PORN. I mean.. GAY PORN  8Db
 so my Hawke is a stupid, hopeless, idiot muscle based hawke who goes all DERPGIMMEMYFLIRTOPTION when with Fenris 8Db /OH GOD MAKER. but he is so GARRRR *AAAAAAA* SOOOOOO GARRRRR /dies. my Fenris  is looking better than before. BUT STILL NEEDS TO STUDY HIS WTF SKULL  PROPORTION <3
also, not sure if I will be continuing this illust since I CANT  BE EFFED TO COLOR DETAILS LALALALALA <-likes to torture self.

orenjimaru:

THIS IS HOW I PLAY DRAGON AGE GAIZ 8Db totally legit /headshot.

actually this game is more my type than asscreed D8 *gasp* I like bashing monster and stuff >3> but AC has taken ALL MY MONEYYY and has ALL THEM SMOOTH GRAPHIIIC. but DA2 HAS PORN. I mean.. GAY PORN  8Db

 so my Hawke is a stupid, hopeless, idiot muscle based hawke who goes all DERPGIMMEMYFLIRTOPTION when with Fenris 8Db /OH GOD MAKER. but he is so GARRRR *AAAAAAA* SOOOOOO GARRRRR /dies. my Fenris is looking better than before. BUT STILL NEEDS TO STUDY HIS WTF SKULL PROPORTION <3

also, not sure if I will be continuing this illust since I CANT BE EFFED TO COLOR DETAILS LALALALALA <-likes to torture self.

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