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May 20, 2013

tl;dr

I just want to enjoy the con and get down and not be in pain ffs. Not my damn fault, I’m angry because I wish I’d followed myself and just flat out said no. I need to bludgeon my friend with something, eye for an eye, VENGEANCE.

FRRRRRAAAAAAKKKKKIIIN A.

Sigh.

I take forever to heal, blah.

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May 20, 2013

Currently at my friend’s place, who unwittingly damaged me. Funny the ridiculous parallels and yet not. I’m still wondering why I have to pay the price for people’s stupidity/accidents. I’m sorry, it’s just… Ugh. I wanted to enjoy the con and now all I can think of is how I’ll be in pain. Ugh. Ugh. Frak.

Next time, with Leos, be a lot more insistent. A fucking lot more. Like, “Hey, I REALLY don’t think this is a good idea, I don’t like it.”

I’m just… the fuck, okay.

Sorry for whining, I just wanted to enjoy the con without any hindrance. Now I’ll just be thinking about the pain. I woke up at 2 in the morning last night, crying. Frak. HOW AM I TO GET DOWN WITHOUT IT HURTING?

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May 19, 2013
108 | 365 You have no idea how happy this made me. [I visited the Don Huang Supermarket yesterday, I had a heyday just ogling snacks and food. I wish they had Golden Sweet Corn…]. #photo365 #photo365-108 #051913 #snacks #nostalgia #LetMeFeedYoutheSnacksofmyPeople

108 | 365 You have no idea how happy this made me. [I visited the Don Huang Supermarket yesterday, I had a heyday just ogling snacks and food. I wish they had Golden Sweet Corn…]. #photo365 #photo365-108 #051913 #snacks #nostalgia #LetMeFeedYoutheSnacksofmyPeople

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May 19, 2013

So my friend decided it would be a grand idea last night to have me try on his lacrosse gear and see how it felt to be hit. Well, he says he only “tapped” me but I think there was more force than he thought. It hurt. And now my left shoulder is all fucked up. I swear, if it still hurts by the time Comicpalooza/Galacticon come along (IN FOUR DAYS), I’m going to kill him. Not really. But I’m already an anxious, fucked up mess as it is. I wouldn’t want my hypochondria and overthinking making things worse.

Fuck, this shit hurts. I never should’ve given him an out of “maybe I slept on it funny.” Leos. Ugh.

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May 19, 2013
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May 19, 2013

runawaydragons:

retailavenger85:

interstellargeek:

In December of 2012, Sony Pictures registered four domain names related to “Animorphs.” Three of these websites have the word “movie” in them.

Please gods. Please let it happen. Give them a great director too. I only ask for a little. Let this happen.

casually reblogs this for Nicholas to see… :D

>.>
Cameos by the original cast would be great. *crosses fingers*

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May 19, 2013
queersuperteens: zac-tac: kazard: residentfeline: roxasdavemakara: lepreas: caturday: New trick c???ats?!?!??? cat that is a no how do cats even work Cats: A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound. The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.” The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses. One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep. A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head. A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human. If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F. A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.  Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws. The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn. Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10. Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second. A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats. A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34. Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability. A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance. A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human. A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions. And that’s how cat’s work. Thanks science CATS.

queersuperteens:

zac-tac:

kazard:

residentfeline:

roxasdavemakara:

lepreas:

caturday:

New trick

c???ats?!?!???

cat that is a no

how do cats even work

Cats:

  • A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.
  • The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”
  • The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.
  • One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.
  • A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.
  • A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.
  • If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.
  • A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.
  •  Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.
  • The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.
  • Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.
  • Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.
  • A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.
  • A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.
  • Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.
  • A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.
  • A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.
  • A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.

And that’s how cat’s work.

Thanks science

CATS.

(via thewaroffivequeens)